Deadpool: Dead Head Redemption - Shawn Crystal, Mike Benson, Jason Aaron, Duane Swierczynski, Rob Liefeld, David Lapham, Kyle Baker, Charlie Huston

Only Deadpool would stop hearing the voices in his head when his eardrums are ruptured.  While fighting mimes.

 

And only his unique healing attributes would allow him to eat the Mandarin's rings and project their power by farting.

 

The Santa story is just perfect.