So I just reconnected with a friend who I haven't seen in years and is finally back in the states.

 

Talking led to "Oh yeah, I've been meaning to go to the Slutcracker for years" and me checking it out http://www.theslutcracker.com/

 

Opening night has John Waters as a special guest.

 

Tickets are purchased.  If I can't swap my Saturday morning shift I'm going to work with no sleep, I don't care.  Also, probably no voice from laughing and cat calling.