So I do celebrate christmas as a secular holiday, and I'm not Jewish. It's one of very few holidays that my husband and I both have off, and I like trying to find awesome gifts for folks who are important to me (not necessarily good at it, but I like it). If we could say, both have solstice/longest night off I'd celebrate that instead. I still relate to quite a bit in this list.
Especially that shit about carols.
I'd totally rock an ugly Hanukkah sweater though.