So I do celebrate christmas as a secular holiday, and I'm not Jewish.  It's one of very few holidays that my husband and I both have off, and I like trying to find awesome gifts for folks who are important to me (not necessarily good at it, but I like it).  If we could say, both have solstice/longest night off I'd celebrate that instead.  I still relate to quite a bit in this list.

 

Especially that shit about carols.

 

I'd totally rock an ugly Hanukkah sweater though.