i'm spending a lot of time trying to figure out the anatomy and positioning described in these stories, and i'm only two stories in.
currently i'm trying to figure out these mermaids. how can someone bury their face between a mermaid's legs? where exactly is their genitals if they're above their tails? do t hey have legs down to their knees? my brain hurts.
also, large breasts on mermaids doesn't make sense.
and that's not getting into the hysterical accents.