Deadmen Walking - Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've tried reading her once before, it didn't go all that well.


I'm already rolling my eyes at the overdone and at times painfully florid writing.  Bits and pieces are making me laugh inappropriately (ie. it's not supposed to be funny), and others I'm going "huh?"  The Captain is some sort of hunky god of a man that's so broad across the shoulders he has to turn sideways to go through a tavern door.  LOL.  I'm sorry, but has the author ever been on an actual ship?  Even on modern ships space is a luxury.  I don't believe this man can conceivably fit on his pirate ship.


Also, how can you judge how fine someone's ass is if you've only seen them from the front?